Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Because he had the drumsticks. 

Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble?

Because they never had good table manners. 

What has feathers and webbed feet?

A turkey wearing scuba gear.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? 

Drumsticks for everyone.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey, he’s stuffed.

What key has legs and can’t open doors?

A turkey.

Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids?

Because he He has such fowl language.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside !

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot

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